How To Use A Squat Toilet – All You Need To Know To Master It
Are you scared of squat toilets? I’m going to tell you all the things I learned about how to use a squat toilet so you don’t have to be scared of them anymore.
I was so scared to use a squat toilet when I was traveling that I avoided them for a large part of my travels until I learned a few tips and tricks and some trial by error. These tips will ensure you know how to use a squat toilet and are more successful right from the start.
To begin, there are a few things that you want to make sure you have prepped before you go into the actual toilet.
Squat Toilet Tip 1
You want to make sure that your pants, or whatever you’re wearing on the bottom half of your body, is rolled up. You want to roll this up to at least the top of your calf. If they are flowy pants, you want to roll that all the way up above your knee. If you are wearing a skirt you want to roll that up to around your waist to get that hiked up as much as you can. If it’s a flowy dress, once I’m in the bathroom, I would like that up under my bra strap.
Now, you want to make sure you’re doing this prior to going in the toilet because the floor is usually going to be wet and you don’t know if it’s water or pee. Even if it is just water, you don’t want the bottom of your clothing to be wet.
Squat Toilet Tip 2
Make sure you have toilet paper. In most places, you’re not going to have toilet paper available in the actual squat toilets. Some places that are used heavily by western tourists may have some toilet paper or you may have to pay for it. I always keep a pack of travel tissues and I keep that in my bag all the time. This way you’re able to use the paper instead of the other options.
At this point, you might be wondering what these other options are. One is if you don’t have anything with you, you’re drip drying. lol, The other option you will see in a lot of places is a bum gun. That’s the nickname and I’ve yet to use it because I know I would be disastrous at it. It’s basically a hose with a little squirter at the end and you use that like you would toilet paper, but with water. I’m too scared to use it because I think water is just going to get everywhere, but it’s basically like a portable bidet. More power to you if you just want to give that a go but for me, I tend to stay away from it and keep my tissues with me. You want to make sure you empty your pockets of any money, your phone and anything else. Put it in your bag or give it to a friend to hold. If you have a bag, wear it around your neck or on like a backpack, don’t take it off as there’s gonna be nowhere to put it. You want to make sure your pockets are empty because once you drop your pants, that stuff could go flying and you’re not going to want to pick it back up. Squat Toilet Tip 3